"Tornado" and the Flu: Spring Break Was a Stinker  Posted by on March 20, 2006
You've got yourself a rookie Certified Nurse Assistant here: if you're in need of a warm-water douche this side of the state line, I'm your girl.
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Sugar Bush Squirrel! Posted by on January 22, 2006
A real American. Don't ask me why I was typing the words "sugar" and "bush."
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thetomdotdot, Posted by on January 20, 2006
as in thetom.., father to The Bonham. It's the avant-gardeyest Skein Deep yet.
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hear that? I think I'm about to PANIC Posted by on January 18, 2006
What the hell am I doing?
What the hell am I doing?
What the hell am I doing?
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an element of style Posted by on January 14, 2006
A footnote to set the record straight. Then we can get on with our lives.
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roundhouse kick on the dance floor Posted by on January 09, 2006
My weakness even extends to hairy gay men.
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go ahead and judge me Posted by on January 03, 2006
I indulged in two sinful purchases today:
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loomings Posted by on January 01, 2006
Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul;... and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.
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